“What would you do if you were able to communicate with animals?”
Oh wow. This would be so awesome to be able to do! I would love to be able to talk to all the critters I encounter when I am out and about… However, the best part of this would be being able to talk to my cats.
Pretty sure these are the things I would ask/say…
Like..WHY do you just stop, mid-run up the hallway, to lick your back?
Those smells that you sniff that make you open your mouth? Are they good smells? Bad smells? Both?
Can you please keep your butthole off of the table? Thanks.
For the LOVE OF GOD, please stop knocking shit over ALL OF THE TIME. Seriously.
Does it REALLY make you THAT mad when I apparently rub your belly one time too much? Must you claw and bite??
YOU come to ME…. seeking attention. So.. don’t get all in a bunch when I scoop you up and hold you like a baby, peppering you with kisses.
Why do you ekekekekkkekkek at the birds? It is really adorable, so just keep at it.
Please just puke in the kitchen, instead of making that mad dash to the carpet. I would REALLY appreciate that. Thanks.
And for THE LOVE OF GOD, MUST you dance your way out of the litter box?? There is literally litter EVERYWHERE in my office. Stop that shit. Thanks.
And to Nova, specifically.. STOP going into rooms and closing the door, then going mental because you are now closed up in said room. Sweet Jesus, that is maddening!
One last thing? To both cats, the dog and even M’s fish…… We really, really love you, and thank you for the joy you bring to our family. Thanks for that. <3
Until next time …